Gravy gravy gravy(to the tune of Money, Money, Money)Gravy, gravy, gravy, very hazy, in a rich mans bisto Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaa, (bisto) all the things i could do, if i had a little... gravy! in a ritch bisto. |
Thick gravy(to the tune of slim shady) Pzzt could the real slim gravy please stand up, i repeat, could the real slim gravy please stand up, i'm the slim gravy, yes, im the slim gravy, all you oter thick gravys are just imiktating , so wont the real slim gravy plese stand up, please stand up, please stand up. Y'all act like ya never seen a oxo cube before Jaws all on the floor like Ahh and Bissto just gushed out the floor And started thikening up more than before They first were boiled up, throwin' her over furniture It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding, he just didn't say what I think he did, did he?" And Dr. Dre said... Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! Feminist women love Eminem "{*Eminem's vocal turntable*} Slim Shady, I'm sick of him Look at him, walking around grabbing his you-know-what Flipping the you-know-who, yeah, but he's so cute though" Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose But the worse is what's going on in your parents' bedroom Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips" And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss And that's the message that we deliver to little kids And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is Of course they gonna know what intercourse is |