Chav ,Emo a distinct guide to what they are!

CHAV/ SCALLY AND EMO!!!!

Chav/ Scally 

A chav is a person who likes to wear tracksuits with sock tucked in(stripy ones are the best) fashion diaster! Burberry(fake of course),Lonsdale, Fred Perry, Lacoste and Rockport.  They also smoke too much weed and take offence at being looked at. Small Chavs are the worst, they get their cousins to chase you! girl chavs (what a sight they should all audition for ladette to lady they might learn something!). Hoopy good earings are a favourite with hair so tightly scraped back you could pull it out! A JOKE- Why is it a shame when you drive a seven seater over the cliff with two chavs in it? you could fit 5 more in the back. BOOM! BOOM!

Emo

An emo is some one who apprantly anyone who wears skinny jean(arn't skinny jeans in fashion?) oh yes and ypu can forget the beloved converse awesome that they are!!. an emo listens to music like my chemical romance , funeral for a friend, panic at the disco( a favourite), placebo, dirty pretty things. emos also like head banging depressing music and colourful objests (not black as most people think! emos also have a signiture fringe the one goin across the eyes you know the one!! oooo with blonde bits in a favourite aswell.